Massimo rose. He sat in Svetlana’s abandoned chair, so that he could keep a wary eye on the cafe’s double-door to the street. Then he helped himself to her abandoned pack of Turkish cigarettes.

I examined Svetlana’s abandoned coin. It was large, round, and minted from pure silver, with a gaudy engraving of the Taj Mahal. “Fifty Dinars,” it read, in Latin script, Hindi, Arabic, and Cyrillic.

“The booze around here really gets on top of me”, Massimo complained. Unsteadily, he stuffed the ornate cork back into the brandy bottle. He set a slashed pickle on a buttered slice of black bread.

“Is he coming here?”

“Who?”

“Nicolas Sarkozy. ‘Nicolas the Rat.’”

“Oh, him,” said Massimo, chewing his bread. “In this version of Italy, I think Sarkozy’s already dead. God knows there’s enough people trying to kill him. The Arabs, Chinese, Africans… he turned the south of France upside down! There’s a bounty on him big enough to buy Olivetti-not that there’s much left of Olivetti.”

I had my summer jacket on, and I was freezing. “Why is it so damn cold in here?”

“That’s climate change,” said Massimo. “Not in this Italy-in your Italy. In your Italy, you’ve got a messed-up climate. In this Italy, it’s the human race that’s messed-up. Here, as soon as Chernobyl collapsed, a big French reactor blew up on the German border… and they all went for each other’s throats! Here NATO and the European Union are even deader than the Warsaw Pact.”

Massimo was proud to be telling me this. I drummed my fingers on the chilly tabletop. “It took you a while to find that out, did it?”

“The big transition always hinges in the 1980s,” said Massimo,“because that’s when we made the big breakthroughs.”

“In your Italy, you mean.”

“That’s right. Before the 1980s, nobody understood the physics of parallel worlds… but after that transition, we could pack a zero-point energy generator into a laptop. Just boil the whole problem down into one single micro-electronic mechanical system.”